i don’t even like my nieces seeing me put on make up. she says I’m “painting my face” and I told her once that she doesn’t need to paint her face ever because she is beautiful and legit one day i was putting on makeup and she looks at me and says “aunt wanda you don’t have to paint your face because you’re bootiful!” and its kind of sad that a 4 year old get’s beauty more than I do but that’s life for you. never let that childlike innocence and beauty leave you.
FROM A HOT GUY:
FROM AN UGLY GUY:
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
I laughed way to hard and long
Even if I’ve reblogged this before, I have to do it again for the above commentary.
I was telling my friend about this video today.
oh em gee